There's a trend on Facebook at the moment where you have to write 25 things about yourself, tag 25 people you know, and they have to write 25 things about themselves and tag 25 people, and so on and so on. It's probably a marketing ploy, but a very smart one if so, because people love to talk about themselves. And of course, I'm no exception; after all, I have a blog, a tumblelog and I'm on Facebook. I wrote my 25 Things and thought I'd post them here too, for your amusement.
And if it is a marketing ploy, I shall be receiving information about healthcare, creative writing courses and religious organisations relating to Baden-Powell.
1. I am accident prone and not very steady on my pins. I sprained my ankle when I was 5 (falling over some toy bricks), again a few years later (falling off a kerb) and then cracked a bone in the other ankle (roller skating over a broom handle) when I was 12. I've dislocated my toe, torn cartilage in my knee, and sustained mild concussion four times. I fall over around once a year, usually in public.
2. I want to become fluent in German but fear that I will never be good enough at it.
3. I take things too seriously.
4. I've had three facial piercings, none of which settled well. My eyebrow piercing went manky and migrated after I was kicked in the face at a gig. It was removed dramatically in the Minor Injuries Unit with pliers that resembled bolt cutters (this was before piercings were commonplace and people knew how to open ball closure rings).
5. When I was a child I had lots of rituals, including jumping over the 13th stair while making blowing noises (to blow any residual bad luck from my heels) and never admitting to myself that I was cold in case I burned to death suddenly in the night.
6. When safety adverts came on the television (for fireworks etc), I used to run into the hall and sit on the stairs until they'd finished. I did the same when Michael Jackson's Thriller came on - I didn't actually see the video until I was 15 years old.
7. When I was very small I hurled a plate, frisbee-style, across the room in a rage because my parents refused to come downstairs and see the Monarch butterfly I'd found in the garden. There's still a dent in my mother's mantelpiece where the plate made contact.
8. I was a Brownie and a Guide. Brownies was fun because we made stuff with felt and buttons and bits of string, but I hated Guides. I wasn't very good at it; while the other girls amassed their badges, I gained two in Brownies and four in Guides. For the Guides' Collector and Toymaker badges, I simply rehashed all the stuff I'd used for the Brownie badges. I still have no idea how I got away with that. My other two Guides badges were Writer and Road Safety. I was most proud of the Writer badge.
9. While a Guide, I accidentally shot my guide leader's son in the leg with an air rifle. We were at a shooting gallery and I had a gun with a faulty trigger - I didn't even realise what had happened until we were back in the meeting hall. My guide leader never forgave me.
10. I like baking biscuits. The best bit is when all the washing up and clearing up is done and there's just a plate of warm, neat biscuits, as if by magic.
11. There's a particular type of blue that makes me feel sick when I see a lot of it - for example, if it's on a wall. One time I arrived home to discover that, along with painting the living room walls bright orange, my housemates had filled in the door panels with my feared blue colour. They'd done it as a surprise, not realising my aversion to it. I never really got used to it; the orange was pretty funky though.
12. I used to be 15 stone. Despite losing five stone, I remain obsessed about my weight. It makes me very boring.
13. I'm a hypochondriac. If I get a pain in my chest or my arm, I think it might be a heart defect. If my leg tingles or hurts, I think it's DVT.
14.I once ate 12 packets of Hula Hoops in a single sitting. I still love Hula Hoops. Plain are best.
15. I suffer from Raynaud's disease, and sometimes my fingertips go blue. Mostly they just go white and shrivelled.
16. I've never had a "proper" pet. I had two goldfish and two tortoises when I was little; poking Timothy Tortoise in the face with dandelions until he ate them was as much interaction as I had with them. The other tortoise was called Jethro Tull and he died almost immediately from some unknown tortoise disease. I'd love a cat but am afraid I wouldn't have the patience to deal with it.
17. Dogs frighten me a bit.
18. So do people.
19. The smells I like the most are; vanilla, fresh bread, brewing coffee, cigarette or peat smoke in my boyfriend's hair, My Queen by Alexander McQueen, fresh washing, Nag Champa incense, candles that have just been blown out.
20. I am quite vain. My glasses make me feel very ugly.
21. I was born five weeks' premature. I should have been born at the end of December; evidently I realised in the womb what a disaster it would be when it came to receiving presents for birthdays and Christmases, and so I decided to arrive early.
22. I want to write but no longer know how. When I was very small and people asked me what I wanted to be, I would always tell them that I would be "an author". I was inspired by Jayne Fisher, who wrote The Garden Gang books. Some of that conviction would be really nice right now.
23. I believed in Father Christmas until I was 10 and steadfastly refused to accept my parents' admission that it was all a hoax. My mother would write letters from Santa with her left hand and post them to me. They were very convincing.
24. I measure the success of my day by tiny achievements; cleaning the house, walking to and from work, studying for an hour, reading a story, updating my blog, emailing a friend. I celebrate these tiny victories and then feel a little lame when I read about people who run marathons or write novels or fight systems.
25. My parents nearly named me Beverley.